Author: Dorothy
Not Covered by Warranty
Drinking Ketchup
That’s an avocado you’ll never own
The source
Life without refrigeration
Happy Birthday Mister Chen
A Dump
Alternatives to Employment
Slim Pickings
Stinks like Real Crab
Not off the top of my head
Coming and Going
Context
Everyone hates that book – and yet we have all read it
The Tyranny of Choice
The Good Old Bad Old Good Old Days
Adult Expectations
What makes me not want to go on tour, ever
Took Two Tries
