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We are traveling swiftly to a holiday on an invisible scooter called the Time Goes By

Christmas shipping deadlines are here. You should probably order by December 6! Or by last year. The early 1980s at absolute latest if you wanted to catch the golden age of American manufacturing.

Are there new things for Christmas shopping? No. Not this year. There are a few odds and ends left over from Fun Club in clearance at the Attic Shoppe. New to you! Some of you.

But old things are for sale! All five books signed are available at heart-bleeding discounts until December 12. And Mega packs are going away December 6. But we knew that already.

Will there be a Fun Club in 2015? No. I hope to be able to continue it at some point in the future. It was one of my favorite things to do.

Remember! Everyone appreciates a passive aggressive thank you card. No, thank you.

At Least 4″ of Books

All five Cat and Girl & Donation Derby books – SIGNED – are going for LOW LOW I need room to dry bottles on this bookshelf prices for a LIMITED LIMITED until December 12 time.

$99 in the USA. That is 100 junior cheeseburgers. That is 20 junior cheeseburgers per book. How many junior cheeseburgers do you want?

Your Christmas shopping could be over NOW.


All Five Books, Signed
Made out to:




So. What are some online cartoons I should be reading?

You tell me.

Last chance for what you don’t want

This is your last chance for miscellany before it is sealed off FOREVER inside a mausoleum Montresor’s wine cellar repurposed linen cabinet. If we sell out of a few more things we can replace this tired, half-winded salesmanship with pictures of rabbits. Finally. Miscellany sales end December 6.

Update: Bad Decision and This Too Shall Pass stickers are SOLD OUT.


Update:The Drunk Librarian stickers are gone.

Update: Their First Album Was Better pins are gone.

Update: Wasting My Life pencils are gone.