I have two (extra) test pressings of Fun Club’s May Mystery DVD! I will send them along FREEEE with the next two orders of $10 or more from the Attic Shoppe.
DVDs are NTSC/manufactured for North Americans.
I just mailed a copy of the first Donation Derby book to the apartment I lived in while it happened.
A Mister Chen design – says “Made in America.” This might look familiar – we did a short run a few years ago. Or, hey -
And this, now. I am sick to death of liking things. We could all be saving a lot of time. Available on blue shirts for a limited period of time shirts.
Disclaiming! Chance that Rachel Maddow has any idea who Mister Chen is = chance that Mister Chen has any idea who Rachel Maddow is (I checked – it’s zero).
I might not know what fun is. Click to embiggen.
Best single day: November 3
Worst single day: Too many to count (tie)
Best month: November
Worst month: May
Best day of the week: Tuesday
Worst day of the week: Sunday
If you have not received ANY packages yet please let me know! Let’s be sure Paypal has your address right before I send March Fun Club out into the ether.
The people making the thing you are getting in January keep pushing back the delivery date! Not such a big deal unless the thing is a very detailed way to keep track of your 2012. Which it is. So print this out to get started! It is January, for you. And I will get back to… companies that lie about their delivery dates, even though we talked about it, like, specifically, a month ago. Augh.
This made me smile, a bit. Partly because I can’t help but place the Return of Brooklyn in the time before I lived there. Partly because this Return of Brooklyn occurs at about the same time I first made these shirts. And I still have some! In a box in the closet! So now they are just $10. The Bardot bootleg shirts, too. $10! I will mail them to you from the New Foodie Brooklyn, from the Buildings Aspiring to be Brownstones filled with Artists Aspiring to be Self-Sufficient, just a short walk from the Cruel Joke That is Lofts and the pickle shop.
Before you end up at B. Dalton buying everybody photographs of babies dressed as fruit – again – consider the following alternatives, all helpfully available in the Attic Shoppe:
A Bad Decision Dinosaur sweatshirt, XL & XXL only!
Stickers and buttons to lose inside stockings!
Tote bags! Tote bags!
Original cartoon drawings!
Pencils that say “I’m Wasting My Life” inside a pencil case that does not!
Posters silkscreened by Mister Chen!
Also signed books, those are also pretty nice.
To get your order safely by Christmas, order by – Oh I don’t know. Does the post office make sense to you? Let’s say December 15 for residents of the USA.
