
Tab Hunter does not have a mean word for anyone, except maybe Tallulah Bankhead

Supermarkets ought to be arranged alphabetically

Party Crashing

Not Everyone with Glasses and a Skirt is Sarah Palin

Separate but Equivalent

Yuppies do not get The Special

When grocery shopping becomes a hobby

Halloween Approaches

Happy Hour 1/2 Off Kitty Wells

Bobo’s

Fighting off the baggers

He can never find his fourth shoe

Panna Cotta Plans Suspended

The Shudders

Are You A Sho Chiku Bai Man?

Fitting In

Brand Loyalty

Stormy Weather

Not Covered by Warranty
