In memorium
And CREAM CHEESE
Pigunaticken for dinner
You don’t want to be a legend at the post office
Sweetums is the size of a shoe
Hungry bear
Listening to cassette walkmans is the new throwing your shoes into machinery
Too many cold cuts
It was a bring a beverage that represents your heritage party. My sister made long island iced tea.
Damn you spindly arms
The good lord is waiting for me at funderdome
Volunteer
On vh1’s top ten seasons spring was number two (number one was tommy lee)
There are two people who call us ever and one of them is my mom
My canon is better than your canon
Like Webster’s Dictionary we’re Morocco bound
Minestrone
This is how most of my days go
I live upstairs from you
I know, I spelled it wrong
