Practicing
Visiting scenic Bridgeport Connecticut
Oh boy but that duck was good
I am pouring hydrogen peroxide in my ears on the advice of a doctor
Tetanus in the left, hepatitis a in the right
Then they played Sinatra
The supermarket was playing Weezer
He knew that girl
I saw him, his nose was bleeding
The Macy’s on Fulton that used to be an A&S
Pointless beers in topless bars
Couscous, black beans and ham – a mediocre treat!
He just goes around saying that
Six point, the beer that kind of tastes like grapefruit
They both use myspace
Actually, one of them is Korean
Brooklyn Brewery
Ham and cheese, ham and cheese
The new toilet flushes like you wouldn’t believe
