The american dollar’s slow circling of the drain, faster, faster
The mystery meat was not as bad as it smelled
One pope wished to convert the coliseum into a wool factory, to employ prostitutes
It was a Kylie weekend on vh1
It was scary. I do not regret my decision.
Like going to IKEA and not eating the meatballs
It was David and Goliath
But none of the striped sweaters fit
Ice cream in mongolia – very popular, very good
The mother smoked cigarettes and watched tv all day in her nightdress
Breaking the damn bank
Great wall-o-china
We spent four days barely leaving the hostel
Then I said You mean the Scarlet Pimpernel? and Mister Chen laughed for five minutes and said he didn’t have no book learning
So far China is a land of jerks
Relatively cheap noodles for relatively cheap people
The highlight of the modern art museum is the group of fancy Japanese ladies looking through a telescope
Mister Chen eats at Mister Chen
This seafarer’s jacket cannot be bought, it can only be earned via an exchange of cash or credit card
