
His mother asked if he was emo

Thinking Ahead

Small Town

No Cash Mister Chen

Just Hot Dogs

Convenience Shopping

Apathy Night

This greeting makes no sense to the person calling

Bread for breakfast, bread for lunch

Inauspicious Beginnings

The Family in Town

Three Doors Down sings National Guard jingles?

Christmas Eve

The largest eggplant the cashier had ever seen

Stealth

Other People’s Personal Taxonomies

No Sleep until Carbon Monoxide Detector

Too Cold to Stay Home

Fancy Dress Party
