The Jumperoo functions as a side table

Rites of Sprinkles

Baby’s First Christmas
Still smells like the Russian family’s cologne
Turkey Sandwiches, Mushroom Pie
No Rihanna
A Clean, Well-Lighted Furniture Store Cafeteria

Metered Parking

And there’s a Costco

House, Warmed

There are people who live like adults
Not Very Well

An undercurrent of implicit violence at every location

If you’re going to act like a baby

Saturday

Prescriptive or Descriptive?

We were a string bean family anyway

Greek yogurt, almonds, dried apricots (repeat)

Cruel to be kind






