4 thoughts on “Not Very Well”

  1. Six week old babies don’t need entertainment, yet they’re still relentlessly distracting. It’s like getting a new smartphone and then finding out that its notifications are set to go off all the time.

  2. ^ +++

    But also six weeks is when you’re still on the Hunger Games clock: change diaper and feed baby at time 0, and then you have 3 hours before incessant screaming, noxious vapors, etc. come at you from an unexpected quadrant.

  3. A piece of scotch tape wrapped around their big toe will sometimes keep them occupied for a while.

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