Category: 2006
Everyone knew the words but me
They were out of Brooklyn Brown – I was so looking forward to Brooklyn Brown
I am always early
118th street isn’t always between 117th and 119th
Subservient chicken, the pet rock of 2004
Out of step
Dirty water
The american dollar’s slow circling of the drain, faster, faster
The mystery meat was not as bad as it smelled
One pope wished to convert the coliseum into a wool factory, to employ prostitutes
It was a Kylie weekend on vh1
It was scary. I do not regret my decision.
Like going to IKEA and not eating the meatballs
It was David and Goliath
But none of the striped sweaters fit
Ice cream in mongolia – very popular, very good
The mother smoked cigarettes and watched tv all day in her nightdress
Breaking the damn bank
Great wall-o-china
