Author: Dorothy
Dirty water
The american dollar’s slow circling of the drain, faster, faster
The mystery meat was not as bad as it smelled
One pope wished to convert the coliseum into a wool factory, to employ prostitutes
It was a Kylie weekend on vh1
It was scary. I do not regret my decision.
Like going to IKEA and not eating the meatballs
It was David and Goliath
But none of the striped sweaters fit
Ice cream in mongolia – very popular, very good
The mother smoked cigarettes and watched tv all day in her nightdress
Breaking the damn bank
Great wall-o-china
We spent four days barely leaving the hostel
Then I said You mean the Scarlet Pimpernel? and Mister Chen laughed for five minutes and said he didn’t have no book learning
So far China is a land of jerks
Relatively cheap noodles for relatively cheap people
The highlight of the modern art museum is the group of fancy Japanese ladies looking through a telescope
Mister Chen eats at Mister Chen
