Author: Dorothy
Goodbye, Chicken Car
Command Breakfast
Tab Hunter does not have a mean word for anyone, except maybe Tallulah Bankhead
Supermarkets ought to be arranged alphabetically
Party Crashing
Not Everyone with Glasses and a Skirt is Sarah Palin
Separate but Equivalent
Yuppies do not get The Special
When grocery shopping becomes a hobby
Halloween Approaches
Happy Hour 1/2 Off Kitty Wells
Bobo’s
Fighting off the baggers
He can never find his fourth shoe
Panna Cotta Plans Suspended
The Shudders
Are You A Sho Chiku Bai Man?
Fitting In
Brand Loyalty
