17 thoughts on “Nuts”

  1. ~Spoken in David Lynch backwards talking.

    mister chen…they are watching you… And, oh hey, do they have self checkout at targets in AZ?

  2. Hey, I work at a Target. But it’s one of those crappy low-volume ones. We don’t even have a Pharmacy or Starbucks in ours, much less almonds with wasabi and soy.

  3. they’re watching me too! last time i went i saw archer farm’s kettle chips with sea salt! how did the know?

  4. I think Dorothy’s depictions of cat litter are one of the Donation Derby highlights.

  5. “no. thats what they’d expect me to get.”
    Mr. Chen you are so funny!
    “poo sand” is just icing on the cake – pardon the revolting
    imagery.

  6. I keep mis-reading that first part as “Man, everyone in the world is a target.”

  7. In Michigan it’s tar-ZHAY but maybe that’s just our proximity to Canada.

  8. mordantmouth: your saying that just makes me think of a friend of mine who had “litterbox cake” for her birthday one year, complete with poos made out of tootsie roll.

  9. Yeah, I had a buddy try to pull that litter box “cake” gag on someone…

  10. i heart wasabi soy almonds! and the man doesn’t expect ME to buy them!

  11. Well, of course there are 16 comments, this is a great DD! Congratulations, Matthew Koplowitz!

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