Baby’s First Christmas
Category: 2014
Still smells like the Russian family’s cologne
Turkey Sandwiches, Mushroom Pie
No Rihanna
A Clean, Well-Lighted Furniture Store Cafeteria
Metered Parking
And there’s a Costco
House, Warmed
There are people who live like adults
Not Very Well
An undercurrent of implicit violence at every location
If you’re going to act like a baby
Saturday
Prescriptive or Descriptive?
We were a string bean family anyway
Greek yogurt, almonds, dried apricots (repeat)
Cruel to be kind
Save Money, Buy Discontinued Pillow Sizes
Last practice
She says, sitting in the Whole Foods on Houston
