Make your own sushi
No funky, no popcorn
Where are the cemetary hot dog stands?
The second string supermarket
LIRR saturday night special
If it’s beer time it’s MTA time
Clap your hands to bring the second avenue subway back to life
Even twee bastards have heard of Nelly
The big duck is sacred to my people
Hot dog fever
Late
Coney Island
Are you now or have you ever been a vegetarian
New Pornographers
Everything is garbage
A not so fresh feeling
Reverse surprise party
The fight was rigged
I don’t think I could ever drink enough beer to stuff pretzel rods up my nose
Thank goodness I happened to have a six hundred page book with me
