Homer Simpson in space
Why must the people at uno prostitute themselves so
Jager, man
There are gummi bear drug dealers at the gingerbread projects
Tootsie Rolls for lunch and dinner is a bad idea kids
It’s always the media’s fault
That is 9 volts of guitar overdrive
Cheapskate vs Cheapskate
Experience creates character not the other way around
After I make it I will eat it for 4 days
My first real winter coat in eight years. Exciting!
That’s the first thing that’s gone wrong
Is Janet the only reasonable Jackson?
People really live like this
Thank you Vena Cava
The Post Office shows us the ugly side of the revolutionary impulse
Does my hair smell like darned socks and coupons?
People: do not be jerks. Even if someone has given you a microphone.
The answer is really really stupid
On the stationary exercise bicycle of life
