Experience creates character not the other way around
After I make it I will eat it for 4 days
My first real winter coat in eight years. Exciting!
That’s the first thing that’s gone wrong
Is Janet the only reasonable Jackson?
People really live like this
Thank you Vena Cava
The Post Office shows us the ugly side of the revolutionary impulse
Does my hair smell like darned socks and coupons?
People: do not be jerks. Even if someone has given you a microphone.
The answer is really really stupid
On the stationary exercise bicycle of life
Finish it quick
Fast food slow night
Do I LOOK like I think that I look like I know what I’m talking about?
I get older and the boys get taller
Short haired orientals for sale
Attention desperate shoppers
Ben Franklin you have been added to my enemies list
I am not going to sit here and take that bird crap from you. Oh heck. Why not. Sure.
