The cow was filled with water
VHS tapes will litter our streets like flowers
I really hated it
West Meadow Beach
Right next to the ‘cat suffocates baby’ trapper keeper
Standing in a stranger’s loft drinking bodega beer
At the Polish place
There is nothing good about harlequins
Commonwealth
Journey
People please keep your nudity inside the dressing rooms
Where do you keep your boring clothes?
Charity case
This is why American Apparel stays open until 1am
Why are guitar bands so terrible
Marcel Marceau goes to White Castle
Gidget is a thousand theses waiting to happen
Chinatown
West rogers park is west of rogers park
Putting the ‘bar’ in barbeque. also putting the ‘bqe’ in bbq.
