That’s when the other people in the bar started staring
First barbeque of spring or bust
From indigent-middle class to semi-indigent-middle class
Palestinian suicide bombers versus gay cowboys
FREE PIZZA with regret
New York Dolls postmodernism primer
It isn’t MY idea to get the fancy bread
An inauspicious start
My bet is: cult
Now I’m waiting for The Years of Lyndon B. Johnson 4: The Presidency
Usually when I eat alone in front of the computer I turn the light on
All taiwanese jokes welcome
I WAS using chopsticks
We could deep fry buildings
Gunner Palace – we both thought the sound production was excellent
I can call you Snowflake and baby when you call me you can call me Al
The Captain believes rounded corners should be permissible
Hamburglar’s on the lamburger
New year’s day
I kind of hate you, Ivy-bound girl ahead of me on line who can’t use the automated teller machine
