Ham and cheese, ham and cheese
The new toilet flushes like you wouldn’t believe
How about theoretically NOT a vegetarian?
We have not the time nor beer for a beeramid this evening
Selling polo shirts in the parking lot
Good sandwiches, funny looking dog (unrelated)
Ratio of going to the giant Macy’s and getting lost in the giant Macy’s still 1:1
The great matzo ball soup experiment
Mister Chen’s Outstanding Orange Blossom Special
They were right, we looked back on this and laughed
Jewel lived in a van with Dennis Kucinich
You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
We could always use the bread
Well if you won’t grow a beard what can you expect?
That’s when the other people in the bar started staring
First barbeque of spring or bust
From indigent-middle class to semi-indigent-middle class
Palestinian suicide bombers versus gay cowboys
FREE PIZZA with regret
New York Dolls postmodernism primer
