Like eating the flesh of Oscar the Grouch
Out of Towners
Self-Defeating Prophecies
Corporate Red Hook
Taking furniture from the garbage and carrying it for a mile is the first event in the Brooklyn Decathlon
Then he asked if the New York Times was a real newspaper
Monogram
The Far East
Winning a game of Supermarket may involve losing many other games
Seven Ounces
Not Really Said Out Loud
Slow Night
Like our lives?
Yes, I will walk four miles for two for one sandwiches
The other stall’s door hung crookedly from the top hinge only
Maybe, Yes
Foreigners
Or I can’t resist the orange “99cent” stickers
Doppelgangbusters
