9 thoughts on “I don’t even know that guy”

  1. New England is Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine. As much as they want to be, New York isn’t in New England ;)

  2. Connecticut is not New England or Mid Atlantic. It is the Nutmeg curtain to keep the whole factions from killing each other over clam chowder recipes and pronunciation.

  3. nutmeg… chowder… connecticut… survery says you sir win one (1) internet!!!11

  4. dear ms. gambrell,
    the behatted fellow is resorting to a tactic once expounded upon in an episode of seinfeld. rather than flirting or asking a girl out on a date and risking rejection, a man bets lunch or dinner with her over a point that he will obviously lose. thereby introducing her into his web of seduction. or, failing that, he will linger in her memory longer than a mere flirting episode.

    mr. hat is trying to lure your numerous and varied charms away from the clearly negligent mr, chow, whose attention is diverted by some obscure piece of indy shoegazing trivial culture that is occurring offscreen.

    hubba hubba! you still got your mojo working, ms. g.
    admirably,
    sr d

  5. Honestly, it looks like Mr. Chen is in angish over this debate happening.

  6. mr chen looks like he wants to punch him or is just having a really hard time holding in a fart.

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