I really wish boxes of Raisin Bran actually had something like that on them.
You got a great car
Yeah what’s wrong with it today
I used to have one too
Maybe I’ll come and have a look
I really love your hairdo yeah
I’m glad you like mine too
See where looking pretty cool
Will get ya
Time to sell the car.
3 YEARS of library fines? For what?
Apparently I managed to rack up fines right before leaving Brooklyn three years ago. I don’t remember this happening, but I’ll take their word for it.
One time when I was a teenager (I include this fact as though it may excuse my behavior) I had checked a bunch of books out of the library. Not just like paperbacks but big expensive art books and such. I then failed to ever return them, eventually losing them to an unpaid storage room a couple years later. After avoiding the library for ages due to my mixed feelings of guilt for having done this and dread at what the fines would be, I finally went in and asked what I would need to do to clear this up.
They had just put in a whole new computer system and no longer had any record of me.
I filled out the little form and got a new card on the spot.
I really wish boxes of Raisin Bran actually had something like that on them.
You got a great car
Yeah what’s wrong with it today
I used to have one too
Maybe I’ll come and have a look
I really love your hairdo yeah
I’m glad you like mine too
See where looking pretty cool
Will get ya
Time to sell the car.
3 YEARS of library fines? For what?
Apparently I managed to rack up fines right before leaving Brooklyn three years ago. I don’t remember this happening, but I’ll take their word for it.
One time when I was a teenager (I include this fact as though it may excuse my behavior) I had checked a bunch of books out of the library. Not just like paperbacks but big expensive art books and such. I then failed to ever return them, eventually losing them to an unpaid storage room a couple years later. After avoiding the library for ages due to my mixed feelings of guilt for having done this and dread at what the fines would be, I finally went in and asked what I would need to do to clear this up.
They had just put in a whole new computer system and no longer had any record of me.
I filled out the little form and got a new card on the spot.
I still feel a little guilty though…
I love Mike Minneman.