The fight was rigged
Author: Dorothy
I don’t think I could ever drink enough beer to stuff pretzel rods up my nose
Thank goodness I happened to have a six hundred page book with me
That cat don’t care
Where is liquid dentist?
Butter is not a four letter word
Space wheel of destiny
Mermaid Parade
Ramen for cats?
Eugene Mirman walks into a bar. Regularly.
Keyfood is a light bulb we are all mosquitos
Susan Sontag speaks the truth
Licorice and sulphur
Chengwin
Kentucky Derby shoes
Bitch Fu is the best band ever
I’ll punch you yes I will
Gender coded soda pop
Coca Cola now with spit flavor
I’m not paying for no hot water
