People who talk really loud at concerts: what are you trying to prove?
Author: Dorothy
Cockels and mussels alive alive o
It is called on time for a reason
Or maybe New Zealand
It’s not the heat it’s the knishes
How do you solve a problem like a mouse in a glue trap in the corner of the party
Berets in bulk
They were all out of Lloyd Benson
My brush with greatness
Vegans mean more free samples for everyone else!
Lake Paradox
That corn is a rappin’ surfer from gangster city
Make your own sushi
No funky, no popcorn
Where are the cemetary hot dog stands?
The second string supermarket
LIRR saturday night special
If it’s beer time it’s MTA time
Clap your hands to bring the second avenue subway back to life
Even twee bastards have heard of Nelly
