Is Janet the only reasonable Jackson?
Author: Dorothy
People really live like this
Thank you Vena Cava
The Post Office shows us the ugly side of the revolutionary impulse
Does my hair smell like darned socks and coupons?
People: do not be jerks. Even if someone has given you a microphone.
The answer is really really stupid
On the stationary exercise bicycle of life
Finish it quick
Fast food slow night
Do I LOOK like I think that I look like I know what I’m talking about?
I get older and the boys get taller
Short haired orientals for sale
Attention desperate shoppers
Ben Franklin you have been added to my enemies list
I am not going to sit here and take that bird crap from you. Oh heck. Why not. Sure.
Watermelon Man is a good movie. You should check it out.
A good reason to avoid all eye contact
Blossom or Mrs. Dr. Zizmor
My other car is covered in seagull crap
