Year: 2009
Like our lives?
Yes, I will walk four miles for two for one sandwiches
The other stall’s door hung crookedly from the top hinge only
Maybe, Yes
Foreigners
Or I can’t resist the orange “99cent” stickers
Doppelgangbusters
And there was always a line for the ladies’ room and never one for the mens’
I have always wanted my own HSBC paddle
Dizzy Bat’s Last Year
New York Problems
Diminishing Expectations Part II
Diminishing Expectations
People Like Me
Sometimes they’re by the cheese
Coleslaw
The alarm that wouldn’t disarm
Everything else they said was about secondary sex characteristics
Dark Clouds
