Spot Pembrook. Interesting . . . how everyone has to post their porn name, and none of the above. Uh, Dante Computer Screen is my witness protection name?
I can’t tell you my witness protection name. Carolee Cook sounds more like a romance novelist than a punk anything. Singer/songwriter Hagar LaGrande, SciFi Joanne Ross (Sounds like Hinelein), Trust fund name Peter Loy-Phibbs I, pornstar Grand Hoot Owl, which actually sounds more like a Blues musician to me.
Sci-fi name: Point Zero Rincon. Porn name: Sissy Saundra. Wow. Tat works really well. Also: GIRL’S NAME IS RUTH! How can no one have seen this?! She has a name! Alert the presses!
May 26, 2009
don’t forget your pornstar name! the street you live on and your first pets name. I’m Springrose Goldie. :)
June 5, 2009
…Maddox Cocoa?
June 9, 2009
Oh dear.
Hello, I’m High Natasha. What’s that you’re putting in my drink?
I’m actually living on the corner of Gay and High, so one arbitrary address change could make me Gay Natasha!
I think the porn star name is supposed to be your first pet’s name and THEN your street, but this way is so much more fun.
June 29, 2009
…bella ramona.
July 23, 2009
Huron Shores Coco
August 20, 2009
Hmm… My most recent pet’s name is “Smokey” and I live on “High st”.
I’m not sure that “Smokey High” is exactly a *porn* name.
September 1, 2009
Durham Caesar!
January 10, 2010
Ericksen Einstein?!?
January 23, 2010
Hopper Remi
January 23, 2010
Woodview Xena? Yeah, sounds pretty porn-starry.
February 3, 2010
1050 CR North Atticus? This does not work for those of us in the country.
February 23, 2010
Arioch Auckland?
March 3, 2010
38 Rukku??
March 9, 2010
Bubba Marlin. =D
May 7, 2010
Sid Wood! It’s because of this and a band trip five years ago that some people think my real name is Sid…
May 26, 2010
Lame Ass.
June 30, 2010
Sootie Rebecca
Hahah.
July 18, 2010
Julianna Toby actually sounds kind of classy!
September 24, 2010
Yakal Lubin. Not very porn-y :(
November 7, 2010
Phillips Freddie.
December 13, 2010
Aquarius Greenbank.
December 26, 2010
68 Oscar??
January 20, 2011
Spot Pembrook. Interesting . . . how everyone has to post their porn name, and none of the above. Uh, Dante Computer Screen is my witness protection name?
February 7, 2011
I can’t tell you my witness protection name. Carolee Cook sounds more like a romance novelist than a punk anything. Singer/songwriter Hagar LaGrande, SciFi Joanne Ross (Sounds like Hinelein), Trust fund name Peter Loy-Phibbs I, pornstar Grand Hoot Owl, which actually sounds more like a Blues musician to me.
May 6, 2011
Ginger Broadway!
Wait, that actually does sound like a porn star name…
July 27, 2011
Blackie Buckhorn. Huh.
September 16, 2011
Lansdown Boris?
December 9, 2011
Sci-fi name: Point Zero Rincon. Porn name: Sissy Saundra. Wow. Tat works really well. Also: GIRL’S NAME IS RUTH! How can no one have seen this?! She has a name! Alert the presses!
July 8, 2012
my trust fund name is Chuck Chaplin-Thompson II.
Zebediah Portland is a great singer-songwriter name.
December 17, 2012
Bernie Lloyd Baker IV.
June 18, 2013
So does this mean Girl’s name Ruth, or is Cat’s name Ruth?
June 15, 2014
My porno name is Ace Turner. Fifties superhero themed pornos.
July 8, 2014
Sunset Ferret.
We really should have come up with a better name >.>
January 29, 2015
Ruth is just the “Biblical first name” requested! Girl could have chosen Mary or Salome or whoever instead :)
In other news, my homemade skirt is messing with the Science Fiction Name process…grr.
February 3, 2019
Baron Corsican…
Classy…