Cat waits at a bus stop checking his phone while Girl walks by selling newspapers. 'EXTRA EXTRA' she shouts, 'Read all about it in the Poo York Times. A newspaper you can read on the toilet!' She hands Cat a section of the newspaper. 'P Magazine' he reads. 'All your favorite sections!' says Girl. 'This is 90% ads for toilet paper' says Cat, continuing to read. 'All your favorite features! And weirdly -' Cat interrupts. 'That I can't afford.' '-higher ethical standards than the New York Times.' Cat becomes enraged. 'There's TOO MUCH going on in the world to WASTE TIME with this POTTY HUMOR!' 'If you don't want to laugh read Metropolitan Diarrhea' says Girl, handing Cat another section. 'Blech' he says.
  • Skyflower
    July 25, 2026

    The entire strip was inspired by the pun in the last panel (“Metropolitan Diary”), wasn’t it?

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September 13, 2023

Platypus (Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus) illustrated by Charles Dessalines D' Orbigny (1806-1876). Digitally enhanced from our own 1892 edition of Dictionnaire Universel D'histoire Naturelle.

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June 26, 2023

Drew a comic about time capsules, Flushing Queens and how long 5,000 years is – over at the Nib.

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November 25, 2022

For the next week the attic store is going to be OPEN AGAIN for orders. There’s a limited amount of stuff in there! And I have a limited amount of patience with the current modern era of packing and shipping things. So this will be it for the next couple of months, good luck getting three Graces on coasters when you decide you need them THEN.

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