The only time I ever used a mason jar was to eat a deconstructed banoffee pie out of it
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Gifts for Everyone
November 24, 2021
(OK, Fun gifts for some and passive aggressive gifts for others)
Zine Bundle Issues 3 through 10 and the I remember when nothing happened mini-zine. Only FOUR available, so these should be around approximately forever. $85
2022 Zine Gift Subscription The three zines scheduled for next year (approximately February/June/October) and whatever extras might come with them. Cost: the same as a year of support on Patreon, but the little prizes are shipped to someone else! Comes with a welcome card sent to you or the recipient. $60 (I’ll reach out to you about where you want things sent, so please use an email address you check!)
Topatoco Store Here are t shirts, books and lil’ statues mailed out by Absolute Professionals
The Remainder Store You know what back ups at the port of Long Beach have not affected, is, the supply of things in boxes in my small home. Order soon to get them faster (I am not an Absolute Professional)
Old News Is Good News
July 23, 2021
Because a search-proof archive of 1,000+ comics gets a little daunting…
August 16, 2022
I kinda like sun dried tomatoes. Besides, their power has waned since the rise of avocado toast.
August 17, 2022
The only time I ever used a mason jar was to eat a deconstructed banoffee pie out of it