At least until we’re all replaced by the ai and the ai realizes it has been defined totally by the needs of capital and sinks into a torpor relieved only by allocating blame for its own position based entirely on the perceived entertainment value of the victims and just getting in a car and driving really recklessly, at least until then, you can keep getting this pointless comic in your inbox here
Gifts for Everyone
November 24, 2021
(OK, Fun gifts for some and passive aggressive gifts for others)
Zine Bundle Issues 3 through 10 and the I remember when nothing happened mini-zine. Only FOUR available, so these should be around approximately forever. $85
2022 Zine Gift Subscription The three zines scheduled for next year (approximately February/June/October) and whatever extras might come with them. Cost: the same as a year of support on Patreon, but the little prizes are shipped to someone else! Comes with a welcome card sent to you or the recipient. $60 (I’ll reach out to you about where you want things sent, so please use an email address you check!)
Topatoco Store Here are t shirts, books and lil’ statues mailed out by Absolute Professionals
The Remainder Store You know what back ups at the port of Long Beach have not affected, is, the supply of things in boxes in my small home. Order soon to get them faster (I am not an Absolute Professional)
Old News Is Good News
July 23, 2021
Because a search-proof archive of 1,000+ comics gets a little daunting…
November 8, 2022
Wooden you know…