Girl: Dumb as a bunch of college presidents / Girl: Credulous as a newspaper publisher / Girl: Naive as a member of Congress / Girl: So obvious only the head of a law firm could miss it / (A Parthenon styled building beckons from the distance) Girl: Is that- Cat: Do I see - Cat and Girl: institutional claims of legitimacy? / (They run toward it, excited. Cat grabs his champagne) / (On reaching it they realize it's only a facade) / Girl: Like taking candy from a tech CEO. Cat: I've got a big bottle of I-told-you-so - and it's piping hot
  • Riley Kane
    May 2, 2025

    Take a lesson from cat, folks! Always come prepared

  • Terry Pratchet
    May 7, 2025

    Cat’s motto; Always come prepared

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