Cat: I've always been an indoor cat. Girl: I've always been an indoor person! / Girl: I like my quiet indoor hobbies Cat: Still - it's hard for an indoor cat to make new friends / Girl: But then - HUMANITY was cursed by the INTERNET Cat: There's the cats you knew at the shelter when you were young / Girl: and everything OUTDOORS forced its way INDOORS Cat: What would we even talk about now? String? / Girl: but you were still alone. Cat: Maybe I should get a - / Girl: Pet? Cat: Frankenstein! / Girl: I got a pet once. Cat: From the really real - really - really - really / Girl: Didn't work. Cat: REALLY no-kill shelter
  • David Thomsen
    April 17, 2025

    I feel that this is the closest we’ve ever got to an origin story for Cat

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