Cat Sells Out
  • Ben the Cartoon
    August 21, 2009

    Why do I enjoy lame T-shirt parodies so much? Every time!

  • Daniel
    October 4, 2009

    Capitalists do it Ruthlessly is now my standard answer to any “who does what” question that heads my way.

  • Daniel
    October 4, 2009

    Er… I meant “who does that”, not “who does what”.
    Sorry for the doublepost.

  • Alex
    January 18, 2010

    Last panel, solid gold.

  • C
    March 10, 2010

    What if someone created a factual t-shirt clothing line?
    Every single shirt comes with a snarky diatribe, yet completely factual slogan.
    Walk around the house like a champion.
    Or a wikipedia entry.

  • Fren
    May 26, 2010

    [citation needed] the t shirt?

  • Steve Roberts
    August 17, 2010

    Mine would say ‘middle class wanker’. In badly spaced white helvetica bold on a pink background.

    Also, go watch Nathan Barley.

  • John
    August 26, 2010

    I totally want the Pedo shirt, but I fear the social ramifications of wearing that to, say, the mall.
    Or a daycare.

  • Monkeymook
    May 13, 2011

    I would SO buy the ‘Capitalists’ shirt. The font used just makes it that much better.

  • Golux
    September 22, 2013

    Pedophile shirt plus “Chantilly Lace” record.

  • Reid
    November 30, 2016

    I was recently asked whether my ‘Capitalists Do It Ruthlessly’ shirt was pro-capitalism or anti-capitalism. To which I answered, ‘yes’.

    My shirt is beginning to fray now, and I’d love to buy a new one. But, it’s gone :(. Can we bring it back, somehow?

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