Why do I enjoy lame T-shirt parodies so much? Every time!

Capitalists do it Ruthlessly is now my standard answer to any “who does what” question that heads my way.

Er… I meant “who does that”, not “who does what”.
Sorry for the doublepost.

Last panel, solid gold.

What if someone created a factual t-shirt clothing line?
Every single shirt comes with a snarky diatribe, yet completely factual slogan.
Walk around the house like a champion.
Or a wikipedia entry.

[citation needed] the t shirt?

Mine would say ‘middle class wanker’. In badly spaced white helvetica bold on a pink background.

Also, go watch Nathan Barley.

I totally want the Pedo shirt, but I fear the social ramifications of wearing that to, say, the mall.
Or a daycare.

I would SO buy the ‘Capitalists’ shirt. The font used just makes it that much better.

Pedophile shirt plus “Chantilly Lace” record.

I was recently asked whether my ‘Capitalists Do It Ruthlessly’ shirt was pro-capitalism or anti-capitalism. To which I answered, ‘yes’.

My shirt is beginning to fray now, and I’d love to buy a new one. But, it’s gone :(. Can we bring it back, somehow?