All the supermarkets of all the world…

*shudder*

The apocalypse will come in a thin plastic bag.

Me! says it best.

…I say it best? Hmm….

Assuming you’re correct, we’ve been in a recessive armageddon since the invention of the ziploc bag.
The End of the world is here,
you just have to wait around for it.

At least it will be fresh when you get it out.

I would just like to put it out there that I heart R.E.M.