Your 2008 Presidential Election Drinking Game
  • Tacoma
    February 9, 2009

    Every time someone says something stupid, you take a drink.

    (This is a good way to die of alcohol poisoning before the first commercial)

  • ben.
    May 25, 2009

    I wish it were a game… I need to be drunk to stand it at all.

  • Bubbles
    September 18, 2009

    The night I spent watching that election was very similar, and I’m not even in the US, but I blamed my American Studies degree then, and still do so now.

  • Jo
    January 3, 2010

    Ah, the US election. I went to the bar, drank red wine and read pretentious philosophy all night while listening to people make dumb comments. It was so awesome.

  • The other Jack
    November 13, 2010

    I’m glad Obama won so I don’t have to feel guilty about slavery anymore. ^_^

  • Ralph
    June 20, 2013

    Shhh. If nobody pays attention to our leaders they stop being leaders.

  • Golux
    September 30, 2013

    Will the Government shut down tonight?

    Will anyone notice?

  • greg
    February 23, 2017

    Reading these comments after the election of 2016 makes me want to die a little. You have no idea how bad it can get. Obama’s two terms will seem like a Golden Age to what we have coming.

  • Hordemaster
    November 25, 2020

    It got *even worse* than that, Greg… we started getting nostalgic for Dubya. And a bona fide campaign topic this year was which candidate could successfully manage to drink water from a glass. Bbbbbbbbbbbaby, no you ain’t seen nothin’ yet …

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