Morning in America
  • alecho
    December 8, 2008

    flossing is cute especially because I am a dentist ;)

  • Laypull
    December 31, 2008

    Why? Is she a democrat?

    And she has the cutest flossing face.

  • Dorothy
    January 5, 2009

    When I was a small child I asked my father what the difference was between Republicans and Democrats. He said that Democrats pretend to care about poor people and Republicans don’t even bother to pretend.

    I think Girl is in the first category.

  • Tacoma
    February 9, 2009

    Is like in old country. Trading man, he say to you, choose a goat to buy for holiday mealtimes. He have two goat. Both goat, she cannot see because she is blind. You choose one goat or other goat, is same thing. Is still useless goat.

  • Sev
    February 19, 2009

    Hey, at least the handsomest candidate won, and not the one with the best hair.

    I’d say that hasn’t happened since Kennedy, but he was both.

    . . . Thomas Jefferson?

    Actually, I’d say the American public doesn’t seem to value looks all that much in a president. If you leave out Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Andrew Jackson, James K. Polk, Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, and JFK, they’ve beeen a rather homely lot, and really I can’t say Jackson or the Roosevelts were handsome so much as the adjective “homely” doesn’t fit that sort of face.

    Seven out of Forty-four? Do we need any more proof that our system of government owes more to the Romans than to the Athenians?

  • Sev
    February 19, 2009

    And no, Bill Clinton was not handsome. He was charming. I will not be budged from this stance.

  • Sev
    February 19, 2009

    Incidentally, that’s two Republicans and Four Democrats and I can’t count.

  • M
    April 21, 2009

    Some democrats care, like me.

  • tubejay
    May 24, 2009

    and that’s why you’re not in office.

  • Cloud
    June 19, 2009

    I was totally Grrrl in the last panel (and still am where applicable). It can cause friction.

  • Nikki
    August 8, 2009

    Sev: A lot of them were before the era of television.
    Cloud: Me too :(

  • Emma
    September 21, 2009

    Woah, Girl has very sharp-looking teeth!

  • David
    July 20, 2010

    I live in Europe and it always seemed strange to me how any country with just TWO parties could call itself democratic. Maybe because we have over 5 to choose here. But you also vote people who pay at first attention to their own survival, then to the survival of their party and then somewhere behind thick clouds their comes what would be good for all people in a logical way. Money comes before that ; )

  • Howlin' Hobbit
    July 31, 2010

    I’m very like David except I don’t live in Europe. I think he’s hit it spot one.

  • The other Jack
    November 22, 2010

    I’m a Federalist. We think it should be illegal to care about the poor.

  • Mr. Non Sequitur
    March 31, 2012

    Wow, panel two is creepy.

    Is like in old country. Trading man, he say to you, choose a goat to buy for holiday mealtimes. He have two goat. One goat, she is deathly sick. Other goat, she only somewhat sick dead. You choose less sick goat, because is better than other and better than go hungry.

  • Golux
    September 30, 2013

    Republicans want to do it in a closet and deny that it ever happened.

    Democrats want to do it out on the street and don’t care who saw it happen.

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