…Why are they pigs?

@M
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pig

I see.

This is hilarious.

Yes, I live in fear of the Pun Police.

Yes and those are too:
Autobahn, Sauerkraut, Bierfest, Kindergarten, Gesundheit,…

Man I love my Country! it’s everywhere! :)

My god, there are pun police?! How have they not found me yet??