“By your powers combined, I am – Captain Pamphlet!”
(The Apathy ring is pretty much the most useless magic ring ever)
That comment was as funny as the comic!…although the comic’s not supposed to be funny. OR IS IT?
I take it as funny.
I’M never gonna listen to NPR! Although I do read NYT bestsellers and I was raised on organic food . . .
How can you NOT listen to NPR? You don’t even really have to listen to it, it’s just nice in the background. Also they have an awesome website with music on it. Awesome music.
Although since my parents hate it my love for NPR is probably rebellion too.
You could always just settle down and rock out to C-SPAN, I guess. At least they try to keep it to a non-POV sometimes. And obviously, you’d want to go full off-the-rails and begin your work with the Industrial Diet: all processed food, all the time. Go ahead, suck down those cupcakes and hot dogs! You’ve got to die from something, might as well enjoy yourself now instead of suffering overmuch to increase your little span a year or five.
Nuuuu! Not bees!
An international army of bees?
Death by Bees: The Only Solution
Oh,the Angst, oh,the Self-loathing!
Echos from the past…
O Tempora, O Mores!