Cat is being crushed by a blue whale / CAT: It’s not what it looks like / CAT: I’m being crushed by a blue whale GIRL: That IS what it looks like / CAT: as punishment for GIRL: Can you move? / CAT: complaining about being crushed by a blue whale GIRL: Can you move? / GIRL: CAN YOU MOVE / The whale is surprised / WHALE: LET’S KEEP THE DISCOURSE CIVIL Cat and Girl are being crushed by a blue whale.

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