(OK, Fun gifts for some and passive aggressive gifts for others)

Zine Bundle
Issues 3 through 10 and the I remember when nothing happened mini-zine. Only FOUR available, so these should be around approximately forever. $85

2022 Zine Gift Subscription
The three zines scheduled for next year (approximately February/June/October) and whatever extras might come with them. Cost: the same as a year of support on Patreon, but the little prizes are shipped to someone else! Comes with a welcome card sent to you or the recipient. $60
(I’ll reach out to you about where you want things sent, so please use an email address you check!)

Topatoco Store
Here are t shirts, books and lil’ statues mailed out by Absolute Professionals

The Remainder Store
You know what back ups at the port of Long Beach have not affected, is, the supply of things in boxes in my small home. Order soon to get them faster (I am not an Absolute Professional)