Let’s set the official record straight. The comic strip predates the cat, and the cat doesn’t even belong to me. The cat belongs to Mister Chen. Mister Chen is not Cat, nor is he Boy, nor is he the Beatnik Vampire. I drew those characters before meeting Mister Chen. And I have never owned a shirt with a Peter Pan collar.
This happened to you? How’s that possible?
Oh, wait, I get it! That guy is Boy!
Joel, I have one word for you: facepalm.