Chicken of the Sea
  • C.
    December 29, 2009

    Is that what you feel like every time you move?

    Come back, the Arizona economy needs you!

  • Sean
    December 29, 2009

    Dear Dorothy, you are the awesomest person ever.

  • Morgan
    December 29, 2009

    Denny’s for sure.

  • yachris
    December 29, 2009

    Yup, definitely better with the fruit.

  • Nny
    December 29, 2009

    im goin to ihop in 45 minutes…

  • John K
    December 29, 2009

    That last one is the slogan I use as a hairdresser ;)

  • idkrash
    December 29, 2009

    Denny’s! OMG that’s racist. Well, not any more.

  • rocketbride
    December 29, 2009

    @JohnK i think you’ve been my hairdresser. :)

  • Erika
    December 30, 2009

    I can imagine any one of those quotes being said by a shark in a little tank by the gift shop. Poor guy.

  • Nny
    December 30, 2009

    tasks are definitly better when theres fruit. i hate getting my income tax, seeing the total amount i made that year, then looking at my debit card at the atm with $19 in my account. i feel like i wasted my year.

  • Nny
    December 30, 2009

    it was just pointed out to me by a friend leaning over my shoulder that im taking the year out of context and that all the money went to the small things keeping me alive. yes i know this. it still stings. go away.

    yes i could talk to you but this is much more fun

    hahaha i win!

  • shagbark
    January 7, 2010

    No; Denny’s motto is, “Because it’s late”.

  • gus
    January 7, 2010

    he was the guy from the xfiles! the cigarette smorking man!

  • Dr Pete
    October 19, 2010

    Just googled “denny’s” (I live in europe). Think my cholesterol just went up from waching their commercials.

  • Quizzical
    September 26, 2011

    I could spend weeks studying a single one of these comics for literary understanding and even….. criticism *GASP!* They are novels.

  • sivern
    June 14, 2012

    @C The Arizona economy needs more solar power. I know, I live in Phoenix.

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