Carol of the Bells. It’s freaking creepy in the right context.

Singing Carol of the Bells is one of the most difficult and rewarding things a choral member can do can do.

‘Silver Bells’. It’s nice to have a song that isn’t about Jesus or quaint pastoral scenes. Second is possibly ‘God rest ye merry gentleman’ since it actually manages to work Satan into a christmas carol.
I love Grrl’s though.

I like “12 Days of Christmas” because I made up a dorky and poorly-rhymed version of it that helps me remember the Bill of Rights.

FIVE GOLD RINGS!
That’s the only bit anyone ever cares about anyway.

I like “African Noel,” which is almost as much fun to sing as Carol of the Bells, and “People Look East,” which is due for a radio revival as soon as all the recording artists tire of “un torcherre, Jenette, Isabella,” which was everywhere this year.

Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing the Little Drummer Boy together is the BEST Christmas song EVER!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus

santa claus come straight to the ghetto- james brown

I’m dreaming of a Blight Christmas…

Deck your walls with jewish corpses
Falalalalalala
It’s not racist cos you’re Christian
Falalalalalala
If they complain look to Canaan
Falalalalalala
For the nazi inspiration
Falalalafhtagnla

Too soon..?

Just to clarify, I’m talking about the torture porn on the crucifixes… eww…