I’ve always thought the cream-filled chocolate eggs were disgusting. But if you’re at an Easter Zombie Costume Party maybe it would be easier.

I swear to yahweh, those peeps taste just like styrofoam.

Especially when you heat them in the microwave to try and make them swell up.

Peep jousting – the sport of Kings. Google it!

Peeps may be like styrofoam, but they’re delicious styrofoam.

Every time of year is the right time of year for a zombie party.

Sounds like it would be a more representative way of celebration, you know, since jesus was a zombie and all

Seven years later and I’m so sick of zombies.