Boy (sotto voce):
I’m on a little horse called
culpability
It’s the slowest ride in town
so I’m quite easily found

Grrl:
I’m on a fixed gear bicycle called
*ting ting*
authenticity
it’s not so great on hills
but the lack of breaking thrills

Bad Decisions Dinosaur:
I’m on a pogo ssstick called
*snap snap*
Responsssibility
And I’d quite like to get down
but I rather fear the ground.

I’m on an escalator called
(squeak squeak)
mediocrity
and only by the mall decorations i can remember
if it’s april or december.

These comments are so great. Sorry to break the chain though!

<3

I think we’re on a cross between the time machine and the train. We’re always traveling through time, but only one way, at one speed.

Erika – So you’re saying that we’re all aboard a Time Train that’s careening forward at 3600 seconds per hour, with no brakes, completely out of control?

Let’s hope the bridge isn’t out.