Before you end up at B. Dalton buying everybody photographs of babies dressed as fruit – again – consider the following alternatives, all helpfully available in the Attic Shoppe:

A Bad Decision Dinosaur sweatshirt, XL & XXL only!
Stickers and buttons to lose inside stockings!
Tote bags! Tote bags!
Original cartoon drawings!
Pencils that say “I’m Wasting My Life” inside a pencil case that does not!
Posters silkscreened by Mister Chen!
Also signed books, those are also pretty nice.

To get your order safely by Christmas, order by – Oh I don’t know. Does the post office make sense to you? Let’s say December 15 for residents of the USA.