'Does Cookie Monster even like cookies?' Girl asks. 'Nom nom nom!' says Cat, eating a cookie. 'Or does he feel compelled to eat them' continues Girl. 'Nom?' Asks Cat. 'Because it's his job - because it's his IDENTITY - or because he alone stands between is and the cookies of the world, sacrificing himself so that we may live on obliviously, cookie-less, FREE. 'Non nom nom!' says Cat. 'And who then is the real monster' says Girl. 'Nom nom nominative determinism' says Cat.
  • tudza
    June 17, 2026

    Pretty sure he says things like, “Me love cookies!” quite often.

  • Skyflower
    June 17, 2026

    @tudza: Sounds like he’s trying too hard to convince himself.

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