Cat: Once I rescued a GOLDEN CARP / Cat: from the jaws of a GIANT HERON / Cat: and it granted me a wish! / Cat: and I wished for more wishes / Cat: and more wishes - AND MORE WISHES / Cat: Now I have ALL THESE WISHES / Cat: I'm going to build a bunker to protect my wishes and hide inside1 / Girl: I would have put my wishes in an index fund. Cat: I wish society would fall apart so I could use my bunker!

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