Sometimes I avoid my inbox just because I have sent out emails and I am mortified to read and have to deal with the potential responses. *Weeps.*

I always hated that jerk. Congratulations, you lied to us in fiction. And also left me at the airport for like 4 hours.

Someone left a cake out, in the rain.
All that sweet green icing flowing down…

And yet you have nothing on Greta Garbo.
Nothing. However, we will always have bacon.

perfection

And I’ll bet she actually hallucinates the giant anthropomorphic cat.

No, my moneys on him hallucinating the never-aging girl with antenna hair.

I’m pretty sure we’re mostly hallucinating the comic.

Yes, Full Metal Lion– from “A Beautiful Mind,” we know that the only way to tell if you’re hallucinating is if there’s a girl who never ages.

Of course, there’s also the possibility that you might be a character in a comic strip…

… I should probably put on some pants, then.