“I was looking for a job and then I found a job,
oh heaven knows i’m miserable now”
The horror of realizing how horrible leisure is- especially in light of the fact that the working world sees leisure as something to work towards and doesn’t want anyone to spoil it for them.
smiths and belle and sebastian fans unite, you have nothing to lose but your self loathing, which you won’t lose, ever.
That dude is the worst doctor ever. He’s not supposed to take out his jealousy on his patients! He’s supposed to cure ’em!
Unless, you know, Girl has an HMO, which okay, I kind of understand.
if you see this (and you’re only half joking) then be reassured. I had the same thing, it’s just the part of your brain that keeps your body paralysed during sleep so you don’t dream about being Jackie Chan and break stuff (or sleep walk like a normal person) failing to realize you’ve woken up for a second (medulla oblongata if you’re wondering which bit!)
Dr Neuroscience AWAY!
Girl is experiencing sleep paralysis.
I suffer from sleep paralysis daily.
Girl has no nose.
I just saw a shadow of Beavis and Butt-head this morning in my room!
Some of us enjoy our job. Or rather, we vaguely remember a day when we enjoyed our job.