The Old Hag
  • Thrifty
    December 10, 2009

    “I was looking for a job and then I found a job,
    oh heaven knows i’m miserable now”

  • Divine Right
    December 10, 2009

    Very sick.

  • Geoff
    December 10, 2009

    The horror of realizing how horrible leisure is- especially in light of the fact that the working world sees leisure as something to work towards and doesn’t want anyone to spoil it for them.

  • Hannah
    December 10, 2009

    smiths and belle and sebastian fans unite, you have nothing to lose but your self loathing, which you won’t lose, ever.

  • Krimson
    December 10, 2009

    That dude is the worst doctor ever. He’s not supposed to take out his jealousy on his patients! He’s supposed to cure ’em!

    Unless, you know, Girl has an HMO, which okay, I kind of understand.

  • Helpful Harry
    December 26, 2009

    if you see this (and you’re only half joking) then be reassured. I had the same thing, it’s just the part of your brain that keeps your body paralysed during sleep so you don’t dream about being Jackie Chan and break stuff (or sleep walk like a normal person) failing to realize you’ve woken up for a second (medulla oblongata if you’re wondering which bit!)

    Dr Neuroscience AWAY!

  • Albert
    December 28, 2009

    Girl is experiencing sleep paralysis.

  • Sprayette
    January 21, 2010

    I suffer from sleep paralysis daily.

  • Random mcPerson
    February 9, 2010

    Girl has no nose.

  • Janine
    January 26, 2012

    I just saw a shadow of Beavis and Butt-head this morning in my room!

  • Ralph
    March 25, 2015

    Some of us enjoy our job. Or rather, we vaguely remember a day when we enjoyed our job.

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