Nobody should miss out ever again because they can’t read fancy writing. This is a rough sketch but its the main idea.
“The Limon is called such from the Greek, meaning creature of citrus, and occupies those mountains too temperate to allow passage of the feared Winged Fanta, whose mouth breathes chilling carbonation known to freeze yellow bile in men and beasts and which poisons the sinuses causing imbalance and death. The head of the Limon is of a tawny color and when boiled produces a stock most sour. The back and tail are green of the grass in which it conceals itself.
Natives of the mountains use the carcass of the Limon as a cleaning agent, and consume its blood in a ceremony honoring fallen warriors and victorious athletes. When the blood is sweetened, its ritual absorption is believed to hasten the advent of Summer and the growing season.
Liquids extracted from the green portion have stronger effects and are only used by Shamans and Witches revered by their Barbarian tribes. A potion of the green humour and essence of the juniper plant with an egg of Winged Fanta prevents social dyspepsia, but chills and vomiting attend its frequent use.
A grown Limon is the size of a man’s hand outstretched. While it is not poisonous the bite of a Limon causes blisters the peculiar color of the animal, and is often mistaken for Gangrene.”
September 26, 2009
This is, by far, the best Cat and Girl comic. Maybe an overstatement, but I’ve always loved it.
October 2, 2009
Aww. I’m dissapointed.
I can’t read the words.
Sucks for me.
January 25, 2010
Nobody should miss out ever again because they can’t read fancy writing. This is a rough sketch but its the main idea.
“The Limon is called such from the Greek, meaning creature of citrus, and occupies those mountains too temperate to allow passage of the feared Winged Fanta, whose mouth breathes chilling carbonation known to freeze yellow bile in men and beasts and which poisons the sinuses causing imbalance and death. The head of the Limon is of a tawny color and when boiled produces a stock most sour. The back and tail are green of the grass in which it conceals itself.
Natives of the mountains use the carcass of the Limon as a cleaning agent, and consume its blood in a ceremony honoring fallen warriors and victorious athletes. When the blood is sweetened, its ritual absorption is believed to hasten the advent of Summer and the growing season.
Liquids extracted from the green portion have stronger effects and are only used by Shamans and Witches revered by their Barbarian tribes. A potion of the green humour and essence of the juniper plant with an egg of Winged Fanta prevents social dyspepsia, but chills and vomiting attend its frequent use.
A grown Limon is the size of a man’s hand outstretched. While it is not poisonous the bite of a Limon causes blisters the peculiar color of the animal, and is often mistaken for Gangrene.”
November 19, 2010
Lets run over a dragon with an APC!
January 8, 2011
Thanks tables! I was having difficulties reading it.
February 12, 2011
I have Limons in my back yard. They’re vicious.
October 24, 2011
Half lemon, half lime — and ALL Borges! (yuk hyuk)