Self-Made Up
  • Sev
    October 13, 2009

    I willed myself into existence.

  • Adam
    October 13, 2009

    “In a self-styled meritocracy, you are how far you have come” That is definitely deep thought of the day! Thanks Dorothy

  • Onkel Thorsen
    October 13, 2009

    Don’t we all, deep down, want to live in lighthouses?

  • Ben Kirkup
    October 13, 2009

    Go rewrite bobos in paradise and finally I can read a version that has some relevant data and insights, not merely a close reading of the wedding announcements from the Times.

  • rdi
    October 13, 2009

    Reminds me of a TED talk I watched yesterday that made some interesting points on meritocracy: http://ted.com/talks/alain_de_botton_a_kinder_gentler_philosophy_of_success.html

  • Eliza
    October 13, 2009

    Ever here the song “I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper?” Possibly one of the most annoying songs in history. Chris thinks our band should cover it.

  • The Modesto Kid
    October 13, 2009

    Thanks; I knew nothing at all about Khalil Gibran before today, though I have read and liked some of his poetry.

  • Krimson
    October 13, 2009

    Cat always has the best ideas.

  • idkrash
    October 13, 2009

    No. No you don’t want to live in a light house. The fog horn goes off 24 hours a day rain or shine. That turret motor noise never stops.

    In a so called meritocracy unions are the only thing that keep wages from being eaten by those executives who have to power to roll them up into their golden parachutes.

    Live on the street. There is more room and it is quieter.

  • Chris
    October 13, 2009

    cute sailor suit on Girl.

  • M
    October 13, 2009

    I was wondering about that sailor suit.

  • Geoff
    October 13, 2009

    To the lighthouse, then, Girl!

  • Tommy The Brat
    October 13, 2009

    It’s a good thing that Cat asked before he finished his answer. That would have been a weird game of Marry, Boff, Kill.

  • thorn
    October 13, 2009

    dear Girl,

    i wanna live in a lighthouse too.

    sincerely,
    thorn

  • Sev
    October 13, 2009

    “Live on the street. There is more room and it is quieter.”

    It is cold and wet and there are cars. You sir are a nutter.

  • John K
    October 13, 2009

    I want to live in melrose place.

  • DoubleW
    October 13, 2009

    Do they let people live in lighthouses anymore? I mean, now that maintenance by people is only needed sporadically?

  • Sev
    October 13, 2009

    I remember seeing some lighthouses for rent, though I can’t recall if they were functioning.

  • jonthebru
    October 14, 2009

    A lighthouse would be better than a missile silo.
    I live in a jungle, but it grows fast, its a lot of work.

  • Skawt
    October 14, 2009

    I met two gay lighthouse keepers this summer at a lighthouse on the very northern tip of Vancouver Island. They seemed very happy. Their dog ran around in circles and ate ice cream sammiches. A helicopter brought their food.

    Girl is on the right track.

  • P
    October 14, 2009

    I’ve got mixed feelings about mediocraty- I suppose I do like mediocraty, suburbia etc. in a way I suppose I’m glad that people can get on with their daily lives without having to worry about anything too important, and in relative comfort. Then again it’s not something I realy want to engage too deeply in incase it appeals too much. For now I’ll be happy with my ramshackle house, and dream of having a lighthouse.

  • Kristine
    October 14, 2009

    My favorite part is “We all like to pretend!”
    That’s what I’m gonna say the next time I’m caught in / catching someone else in a lie.

  • tim
    October 14, 2009

    I’m happy that someone else read the authorised Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer two-biographies-for-the-price-of-one neither-had-done-enough-to-fill-a-separate-book-in-’91 book that I did. In my defence, I was ten years old at the time.

  • Dreaming Pixel
    October 16, 2009

    Lighthouses kick ass.

  • Esn
    October 18, 2009

    I don’t really understand the punchline, but I like the idea before it.

  • shereen
    November 7, 2009

    khalil gibran was lebanese.

  • chase
    March 18, 2010

    virginia woolf would be proud.

  • AbusePuppy
    March 14, 2011

    I want to live in a lighthouse, but I wouldn’t want to accidentally steer a group of strangers away from disaster. A darkhouse, perhaps?

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