Rich people don’t feel pain the way we do.

Rich people only eat other richer people.

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Wow, I need to update my website link. No, wait, I’ll just link to my tumblr, in case The Duck changes its address AGAIN.

This strip was good!

http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2013/12/the-new-rich-are-about-twenty-percent-of-the-population.html

They are in fact inside the house. They just don’t stay very long. I mean, stay rich very long.

Can’t trust those dolphins.

Also, rich people enjoy being chased by dogs.

Rich people don’t kill people, poor people do.

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I miss the old days when rich people floated around in dirigibles solving mysteries.

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Glad you’re back! I was worried about you! =P